orgyporgy

Last night I dreamt I had to catch a rare golden cockroach for scientists and then naturally we went to a sex club to celebrate where a girl sat on my face but she complained the whole time and said “it’s like you’re thinking about cockroaches or something”

necrotizer

They should have break rooms but it's people hanging from meat hooks, and you get points for however many organs you damage to the point of them becoming unviable for donation.

cryptotheism

Your reaction to chatGPT instantly lets me know how easy it would be to trick you into thinking that you are haunted

cryptotheism

"omg it's literally alive!" Two beers, 45 minutes, deck of tarot cards, and I'm charging you 350$ for an exorcism.

cryptotheism

"I read an article that it's showing simple self-awareness" two days, mild preparation, hot and cold reading, I can get 60$ for joints laced with sacred sage

whilomm

hm. poll. bc a streamer i watch mentioned "getting dressed" to spend all day at home playing a video game

when youre just chilling at home (like on days off) do you "get dressed/put on real clothes" after u wake up or stay in pajamas

no, pjs all day

i might put a bra on (or st) but otherwise nah, pjs

sometimes, depends on the day

yes always. do other ppl. not change when you wake up??

bitch i dont even comb my hair im not putting on real clothes

im one of those freaks that sleeps in blue jeans so guess im already dressed

change from night comfy to day comfy (pjs to sweatpants)

i sleep in blue jeans AND change into diff ones (extra freak option.)

secret third option in the tags idk

(NOTE: for the purposes of this poll "real clothes"=whatever u would wear outside normally, pajamas=whatever ur comfy sleep clothes are. could be actual fancii pajamas could be boxers and a big shirt i dont care. if you sleep naked idk man)

idealism-sits-in-prison

In connection to my hobbies poll and making it a little positive, which physical activity are you MOST likely to enjoy*? *I am STRESSING on the fact that competition is NOT a necessary part of enjoying a physical activity as a hobby (unless you genuinely enjoy that, then go wild)

Running/jogging 🏃‍♂️🏃

Wilderness exploration (Hiking ⛰️, rock climbing 🧗, camping)

Team sports (Football, hockey, roller derby ⚽️🏑)

Water-based sports (surfing, swimming, water volleyball 🏄🏊🤽‍♀️)

Individual sports (archery, biking, skateboarding, bowling 🚵‍♀️)

Cold/ice sports (ice skating, sledding, ice hockey ⛸️🎿🛷)

Martial arts (karate, MMA, judo🥋)

Gym activities (weightlifting, cardio, pilates, zoomba)*

Niche physical activity in my area //Not in other categories

I can't/don't do (any) physical activities

The categories are extremely arbitrary and most likely incorrect. Bare with it.

(*) - activities that tend to be done in a gym studio of sorts